Rules and regulations for my future wife

Rules and regulations for my future wife
1. My future wife is not allowed to have more
than 3 male friends, me, her dad, and her brother
(if you have two brother you better pick your
favorite)
2 my future wife is not allowed to pray silently. I
have to know what is going on between you and
Jesus
3 if my future wife wants to comment on any
guys Post we must first discuss about it.
4 my future wife is not allowed to work........
Cause being with me is a full time job
5. My future wife is not allowed to hide her
phone from me as long as we are together it's
not an iPhone,
It's a wephone..
6. My future wife is not allowed to sleep unless
I'm watching her.....
If she laugh in her sleep I'm coming into her
dream to see what is so funny.
Good Pm Folks!